Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Jamie Schartz Dream Major
My name is Jamie, and I really wish I could major in Underwater Basket Weaving. This is because I like to collect semi-useless talents. Some of my other useless talents include whistling and panicking over hypothetical situations. If I could major in UBW, I would live somewhere tropical and just sit in the water all day, having staring contests with the fish. I have a collection of baskets woven underwater. They are my prized possessions.